>Jerry sits on the couch drinking wine from a soda can watching videos of his own stand-up.
>Kramer wildly bursts into the apartment drenched in what appears to be human blood.
*Laughter and applause from the audience*
Jerry: "Her big toe too big!"
*Uproarious laughter and applause from the audience.*
Kramer: "I am going to need to use your shower. I nicked myself while shaving."
*Camera snaps zoomed in to a small blemish on Kramer's neck.*
"You know they should really put warning labels on these things!"
*He waves a machete around. The audience thinks this is incredibly funny.*
>Kramer walks to the shower carrying his machete and a carton of eggs while Jerry sits back on the couch.
*Audience screams in ecstatic delight. You hear what sounds like a number of them banging the ground with their fists. Others can be heard gasping for air.*
>The doorbell rings. Jerry rolls his eyes in an exaggerated manner and with great annoyance he begrudgingly pauses the tape.
Jerry: "And it was just getting to the bit about the airplane food!"
*More applause and screaming from the audience, but this time it sounds less like laughter and more like terror.*
>Jerry opens the door. Stood there is Elaine.
*The audience begins to whistle, woo and applaud. Muffled in the background of the mix you can hear what sounds like crying.*
*More applause from the audience, the crying is louder.*
"You are NOT going to believe what just happened. I was down at 'Nickels: All You Can Drink - Cheap Wine and Endless Regret' and..."
>Jerry begins to close the door behind Elaine, but is suddenly thrown back by George thrusting his full weight against the door. Jerry falls to the ground, the door slams against the wall and George stands in the doorway. His clothes are torn to shreds, he is sweating, panting and he is still bald.
George: "THAAAAAT'S IT. THEY'VE REAAAALLY DONE IT THIS TIME! IT'S THE LAST STRAW! I'M SICK OF IT! NOT LETTING THIS HAPPEN AGAIN! HOO-HOO-HOO BOY you're NOT going to believe what my PARENTS did THIS TIME!!! THEY PUT BBQ SAUCE ON THEIR FRENCH-FRIES!!!!!!!"
*The laughter is now deafening, but so is the crying. It's so loud the mics are clipping so that the sound is distorted and blown out. Mixed in with this is a low-frequency hum that heightens a senses of unease.*
>Jerry stands up, looks at George and then looks to Elaine. Jerry and Elaine both roll their eyes in an exaggerated manner, turn away from George and go to sit down on the couch.
*The audience has gone silent. There is nothing but the low hum.*
George: "DIDN'T YOU GUYS JUST HEAR ME? I SAID MY PARENTS PUT BBQ ON THEIR..."
>Kramer slams open the bathroom door and bursts into the living room with a towel wrapped around his waist. In one hand he holds the carton of eggs, though it is open and shows itself to be empty. In the other hand he holds the machete by the blade, blood trickling down his hand, dripping to the floor.
>There is a hard-cut to black and the show's theme song begins to play as the credits roll across the screen.
*Laugher from an audience of a haunting, inhuman quality reverberates through the speakers. It continues for 8 minutes 19 seconds past the end credits. The screen shows nothing but a blank, black screen for the entirety.*